Pizza Girl part three
Price: 8.00
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Today I was attacked again - the guy wanted the money I was carrying. He was waving a knife around, but it was a dinner knife and he looked really stupid with it. "OK, OK," I said, "My life isn't worth the cash I'm carrying, it's on the bicycle, I'll just get it." But also on the bicycle was my hockey stick, and that's a yard long. I unclipped it, and swung at his head, as one does. He ducked, of course, but I caught him a good one on the shoulder. He yelled "Bitch" and came at me with the knife, but I got him on the left ear with the second swipe of my stick, and he staggered. Why a hockey stick, you might be wondering. Because a baseball bat looks like a weapon, but a hockey stick looks like sports equipment. Which it is, and I've had plenty of practice with it. So he was still coming at me with his cutlery, so after I'd bounced my hockey stick off his left ear, I did a follow through, spun round and smashed my weapon into his right ear. Now he was dazed, but he still had his knife, so I lined up carefully and whacked his right hand, cracking his knuckles and causing him to drop the blade. Now he was disarmed, I suppose I could have just got on the pizza bike and rode off, but my blood was up and I wasn't going to stop now. The standard strike with a hockey stick is, of course, to the shins, followed by an "Oops, sorry about that!". So I took careful aim, raised the stick and brought it down as hard as I could. There was a satisfying "Crack!" and I knew that my assailant was finished. So I put my hockey stick back on its bracket, got on the pizza bike and rode off into the sunset. Or I would have, but it was night time so I rode off into the moonlight.
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Roxie Rain Vintage 6
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Crime definitely does not pay as our Mr. Sessionee makes the mistake of wandering into Roxie Rain studio to steal her equipment and earnings. When the awesomely muscled Roxie catches him in the act, she puts him through a full course of punishing and crushing holds with strong, deadly legs until he painfully submits, admitting his guilt. But will he survive long enough for the police to arrive? I doubt it.
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Roxie Rain Vintage 5
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Crime definitely does not pay as our Mr. Sessionee makes the mistake of wandering into Roxie Rain studio to steal her equipment and earnings. When the awesomely muscled Roxie catches him in the act, she puts him through a full course of punishing and crushing holds with strong, deadly legs until he painfully submits, admitting his guilt. But will he survive long enough for the police to arrive? I doubt it.
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Roxie Rain Vintage 4
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Crime definitely does not pay as our Mr. Sessionee makes the mistake of wandering into Roxie Rain studio to steal her equipment and earnings. When the awesomely muscled Roxie catches him in the act, she puts him through a full course of punishing and crushing holds with strong, deadly legs until he painfully submits, admitting his guilt. But will he survive long enough for the police to arrive? I doubt it.
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Roxie Rain Vintage 3
Price: 8.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Crime definitely does not pay as our Mr. Sessionee makes the mistake of wandering into Roxie Rain studio to steal her equipment and earnings. When the awesomely muscled Roxie catches him in the act, she puts him through a full course of punishing and crushing holds with strong, deadly legs until he painfully submits, admitting his guilt. But will he survive long enough for the police to arrive? I doubt it.
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Master Class 2
Price: 6.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Crime definitely does not pay as our Mr. Sessionee makes the mistake of wandering into Roxie Rain studio to steal her equipment and earnings. When the awesomely muscled Roxie catches him in the act, she puts him through a full course of punishing and crushing holds with strong, deadly legs until he painfully submits, admitting his guilt. But will he survive long enough for the police to arrive? I doubt it.
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Master Class 1
Price: 6.00
(Artist: Athena2)
Crime definitely does not pay as our Mr. Sessionee makes the mistake of wandering into Roxie Rain studio to steal her equipment and earnings. When the awesomely muscled Roxie catches him in the act, she puts him through a full course of punishing and crushing holds with strong, deadly legs until he painfully submits, admitting his guilt. But will he survive long enough for the police to arrive? I doubt it.
crime pay Mr. Sessionee mistake wandering Roxie Rain studio steal equipment earnings awesomely muscled Roxie catches act full course punishing crushing holds strong deadly legs painfully submits admitting guilt survive police doubt
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Pizza Girl part three
Price: 5.00
(Undisclosed)
Today I was attacked again - the guy wanted the money I was carrying. He was waving a knife around, but it was a dinner knife and he looked really stupid with it. "OK, OK," I said, "My life isn't worth the cash I'm carrying, it's on the bicycle, I'll just get it." But also on the bicycle was my hockey stick, and that's a yard long. I unclipped it, and swung at his head, as one does. He ducked, of course, but I caught him a good one on the shoulder. He yelled "Bitch" and came at me with the knife, but I got him on the left ear with the second swipe of my stick, and he staggered. Why a hockey stick, you might be wondering. Because a baseball bat looks like a weapon, but a hockey stick looks like sports equipment. Which it is, and I've had plenty of practice with it. So he was still coming at me with his cutlery, so after I'd bounced my hockey stick off his left ear, I did a follow through, spun round and smashed my weapon into his right ear. Now he was dazed, but he still had his knife, so I lined up carefully and whacked his right hand, cracking his knuckles and causing him to drop the blade. Now he was disarmed, I suppose I could have just got on the pizza bike and rode off, but my blood was up and I wasn't going to stop now. The standard strike with a hockey stick is, of course, to the shins, followed by an "Oops, sorry about that!". So I took careful aim, raised the stick and brought it down as hard as I could. There was a satisfying "Crack!" and I knew that my assailant was finished. So I put my hockey stick back on its bracket, got on the pizza bike and rode off into the sunset. Or I would have, but it was night time so I rode off into the moonlight.
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